Ode to the Jean Jacket

How do I love you? Let me count the ways...


I love you in springtime.


I love you in fall.


I love to wear you anytime at all.


I love when you're sexy.


I love when you're chic.


I even love you when you are pink.


But oh, jean jacket, I must confess...


I love you most because you s-t-r-e-t-c-h!